anfonymackie:

do vampires just use their teeth to make a puncture wound and then suck, or are their fangs like a straw

i havent slept in three days

verylittlebird:

this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day

verylittlebird:

this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day

harry20l2:

aries: fearless as hell
taurus: reliable as hell
gemini: talkative as hell
cancer: dependable as hell
leo: powerful as hell
virgo: smart as hell
libra: friendly as hell
scorpio: strong as hell
sagittarius: real as hell
capricorn: loyal as hell
aquarius: weird as hell
pisces: nice as hell

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Baron Vaughn (x)

selhorys:

when someone associates you with a character you really really love it’s like the best feeling in the world everyone go home

dboybaker:

the awakening

villainery:

awwww-cute:

What can I get for you?

4 bottles of vodka and 2 packs of Marlboro reds

villainery:

awwww-cute:

What can I get for you?

4 bottles of vodka and 2 packs of Marlboro reds

laughterkey:

zoomwitch:

number-one-mollusc-fan:

snerky:

incredible

holy shit

look at this

I don’t even know where to begin.

glumshoe:

This was my chemistry professor.

glumshoe:

This was my chemistry professor.

wruzicka-reblogs:

leseanthomas:

i-wouldnt-even-question-it:

My man.

My ninja Neil deGrasse Tyson roasting with truth and logic, lol. 

Well, if he wants to run for office, I’d vote for him.

and here we have a cute lil idiot looking at the camera during a scene