liftedandgiftedd:

i’m laughing wayyy harder than i should be omg

liftedandgiftedd:

i’m laughing wayyy harder than i should be omg

digbysellars:

when ppl compliment u

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ho-oh:

smugbug:

IT LOOKS SO SENSUAL


i have sinned

ho-oh:

smugbug:

IT LOOKS SO SENSUAL

i have sinned

needsmoreyellow:

i like to use youtube to find recipe ideas for desserts and apparently there’s a new trend of

cutting watermelon into like a rectangle or cylinder or whatever and icing it like a cake because it’s supposed to be a ~summer treat that’s a surprise~

do u have any idea how mad i would be if i went to a party and saw cake and cut into it and it was a watermelon with icing

i would leave

staff:

fake-mermaid:

i’m so sorry but if you have “works at tumblr” on your facebook profile no hard feelings man but stay as far away from me as u possibly can

rude

sexhaver:

i knew a dude in college who kept an old Smirnoff bottle full of water on his desk and would casually chug straight out of it in the middle of conversations with new people in order to establish dominance

green-circles:

5sos—dorks:

ossricchau:

casandkitties:

ossricchau:

someone get adam out of the pit.

IM GOING TO THROW UP

Not in the pit please, Adam just got an extra hour.

watch out for the ball washer 

green-circles:

5sos—dorks:

ossricchau:

casandkitties:

ossricchau:

someone get adam out of the pit.

IM GOING TO THROW UP

Not in the pit please, Adam just got an extra hour.

watch out for the ball washer 

ask-the-multishipper:

becauseimwolfit:

catbountry:

thefrogman:

Usually when people do that “you’re special” crap I tend to roll my eyes.

But when Mister Rogers said it…

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That’s because Mister Rogers meant it.

Mister Rogers genuinely cared about everyone and that’s why he will forever be the best. All of my feels.

True fact: He was considered to be one of the hardest people to interview, because he would turn it around and ask questions about the interviewer with genuine interest. Asking about their children and spouses, their dreams of the future, etc.

burgerkid:

when your friend starts telling an embarrassing story about you

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burgerkid:

me trying to do stuff

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blytons:

"normal teenagers would throw a party, but I stayed at home reading books and watching movies omg i’m so weird XD"

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burgerkid:

when u feel really self-conscious and someone compliments u

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bagellie:

benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them

thelordofthebutts:

when people walk real fucking slowly in hallways or narrow sidewalks so you can’t go around them

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